Looking Back

I just wanted to have a look back at one of my attempts at humor with @HardCheapyD (attempt being the key here!).

@CheapyD's lack of ability with the Japanese language along with his distaste for studying are well known. "You can't teach an old dog new tricks" he has said on the @CAGcast. Also, listeners of the @CAGcast may remember he picked up a copy of UbiSoft's My Japanese Coach for the DS but maybe spent only a brief time with it before becoming bored.

My idea for the joke was for @HardCheapyD to actually put some time into My Japanese Coach and show an overnight improvement. Also, he'd learn to say some pretty ridiculous stuff along the way, one of the points being that he would say stuff that wouldn't be usually found in a textbook. Unfortunately, the response was not stellar, in fact it was zero. I was hoping someone might at least ask WTF @HardCheapyD was saying, or maybe even try and run it through Google translator. For anyone who might be interested, here's what he said:

Finally spent some time with My Japanese Coach. It rocks! ぼくのチンチンは長過ぎる。ぼくはお金が有り余っているよ！

10:26 AM May 27th from web

Translation - My dick is too big. I have too much money!

Lesson 2 of My Japanese Coach - ゆうべ妻にエッチしよと言ったけど、返事は今の時が危ないだ。残念ねみんな。Japanese for your daily life!

3:34 PM May 28th from web

Translation - Last night I asked my wife to have sex but she said it was a dangerous time of the month. Too bad hey.

My Japanese Coach covers real life situations, for example: 結婚しようね。#3wordsaftersex

3:23 PM May 29th from web

Translation - Let's get married.

My Japanese Coach really helps me express myself! 今朝 @Wombat5227 のビデオを見ながら、千釣りした。死ぬほど気持ち良かった！

11:25 AM May 30th from web

Translation - This morning I masturbated while watching a video of Wombat. It felt so good I almost died!

Anyway, as they say, a joke has failed as soon as it requires an explanation. Sadly that was the case this time round.

Peace out.